There isn’t a new one yet, but I DO want to start a new one in August, simply because the chapter “school” in my life is over then, I also dont want to order my over 2k submissions and I dislike my name lisacat89 since I created that back whenever (I know I could just change the name nowadays, but meh)
So my question here is, any suggestions?
which one are you?
I’M ANGRYYY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- this explains so much… oh man sorry Laufente >:
This is also the very first MLP plushie to feature a special hole in her butt that you can stick your penis in! It has a circumference of a little over 6.5” and a depth of about 6”. You can pull it inside-out for cleaning but it is highly recommended you don’t finish inside her as fleece can be quite difficult to clean! The clothing also serves as a great way to keep the hole concealed so you don’t have to keep her hidden in a closet somewhere!
Oh 4chan
…. WHYYY
COMPUTER ANIMATION MOVIE MADE COMPLETELY IN GERMANY!
there isn’t even an english Wiki entry about this movie… Oh man, most German movies suck I hope this one’s ok »; The english title seems to be “the snurks”
A wonderful world is out there, called Gaya, we get ncie views of mountains and clouds and fields and stuffs and end up looking inside of a cottage.
We have a “handsome/stupid kinda snurk” and a nerd snurk who invents things, like some device to fly which they’re both using to fly around rightnow. The nerd’s called Boo. the handsome one…Sino? lol (he’s not that handsom, but I assume he’s supposed to be he has blond trunkstyled hair. they’re flying towards some castle thing and there appears to be a crystal worship festival, and the crystal is their power source and it protects them all. there’s some princess, atlanta. she joins a race beign all unprincessy by dressing up as a guy OH NOES. Shown at some other place some other race, their ears are pointy ohey those are called snurks! the evil ones are snurks, the nice ones are gayans or something. .. they’re planning how to kick sino out of the race. “man I’m so evil” race to worship crystal, GO! Sino started late, since he’s all cool and stuff… aaand nerd go draged along since he hangs on a rope which is attached to Sidos car… ahaha, nerd knows that the princess is disguised as guy and joined the race, no biggie it seems, and there go the bad guys cheating by destroying other cars…. man the animation style.. I don’t know ti kinda looks weird… like to much little hairs in their faces and weird details that shouldnt be there… Boo managed to get on the car and has a lil chat with Sino, how he is always the hero and no one cares for his inventioned, they’re always jsut yelling “Sino! SINO! why won’t people ever throw their panties at me?!” lol
Looks like one of the snurks is in love with the princess. heh aaaand Sido wins the race. everyone is all yay sido aaaah and nerd is all sad >: and the princess got housearrested XD uuuh apparently this Gaya world is just some TV series and there is some evil evil guy who wants to cancel it or something? or like get revenge to the maker of it. he just called the creator asking him if Gaya exists. to which he answers I created it what’ with that question? and now the evil guy pressed some button starts laughing evily sais the crystal is his and now in the gayaversion the sky turns green and stormy. and it stole the crystal! and gaya is falling apart without the crystal we’ll all die! Sino “no problem we just jumo in there andget the crystal back.” And princess follows them of course. and here we go again, the gayans and the snurks where teleported in the real world, they’re tiny people. Sino said they’re in the land of the giants. which is kinda true xD the snurks fell out of a TV with a kid and the kid is all like “SNURKS!” and the snurks are all like “ohey our fan!” and then the kid goes “evil snurks!” and hits them with a baseball bat xD Nerd and Sino where spit out of a street TV. aaand they got hit by one of those gigantic balls they use to rip down buildings. It looks like the princess was spit out of a mall TV and she tore some Barbie and Ken packs open for their clothes. now she looks like Lara Croft. heh. TV report, “Sino and Boo disappeared from out TV screens and left Gaya ina horrible state! it gets better! there were statements of peopel seeing them in our world! this migh tbe a genius advertisement campaign! what we do know is that children are worried about their heros!” meanwhile Sino an dboo ar eflying over the town because they clung to a balloon to get away from the falling apart building. the snurks are wandering around turn and figured they have to find the tunnel again to get back to gaya, but want to eat first and enter the inn where we saw the TV news before. and the lady is all “welcome my little friends! I’m sure you’re exhausted and thirsty” WHAT DO YOU PLAN EVIL WITCH! “aunt susi knows what snurks like!” and she pours them some high % alcohol. :V they fainted and she wants to sell them, of course XD Boo, Sino and princess meet each other. she’s like in need of help and they’re like saving her. Meanwhile, the evil professor who broguth them to the real world is looking for the crystal. Sino and princess are in the canalisation CHASED BY RATS. (BTW, th emovie jumps so much between scenes, so that’s not me, lol) Boo is waiting o the street because he was to scared to go down the canalisation and has some monologue how he’s all scared and useless and stuff. Princess and Sino are surrounded by rats and Boo build them some gun, which Sino is to retarded to use and suddenly princess goes all Lara Croft and beats the rats up :D BUT THERE AR EMORE so they just run away. lol. now they encounter an aligator… because you have thos ein the canalisation like everyone knows. and while they were falling into it’s muth they used another invention from Boo to get out again. Now they’re trying to rescue the snurks… and the lady wants to cut off the ear off one of them to show the TV people they’re real :V WTF aaand they tricked the humans, because like we all know those evil people are usually stupid as well. They’re fighting about who holds the crystal and this one snurks suggests the princess gets it because she’s clever and beautiful and stuff, they ignore him and continue fighting. then they proceed to find a TV to ge tback in their world and coincidence! a TV store right infront of them. “transport station” lol. and they see the news, in which they talk about how the last episode is all about them being gone and yada yadda and the creator of the series was interviewed and was all “I don’t know hat’s going on” and they then switched to Gaya TV and Sino jumps against the TV :V and the snurks ar elike “KEEP TRYING!” xD Boo decides to go meet their creator to get some answers. and inside they found figures and models for their series and stuffs and are all like woah what’s all this woah. and there comes the creator and he is all OMFG OU ARE REAL AAAAAAH! snurks are all ” WHO ARE YOU WHER EIS GAYA WHY AM I HERE WITH THOSE RETARDS!” and he just goes “what are you doing here?” “YOU ARE OUR CREATOR! YOU SHOULD KNOW!” “I invented you guys, I made you up” Boo “invented us? but this would mean we wouldn’t exist… oh..” awww and now he is teling them how they never did anything or invented anything ebcause he is the one that invented them and everything they ever did. and eplains to them that whatever/whoever brought them there gave them a free will. so they can now do whatever they want without him making it up. “are we still going to have this free will if we return to gaya?” creater doesnt know and also doesn’t know how to get back AND THERE IS THE EVIL PROFESSOR! “YOU DID ALL THIS!” “Impressive right?” he took the crystal and now he zapped the creator with thome zap gun :v and the snurks as well but th eothers manages to hide. aaaand he zapped the princess, thinsk he zapped boo and sino but only zapped their figures. So they follow the evil proff in their flying device which was there as a model at the creators place. and they arrived at the evil man place and now they’re fighting because Boo is scared and boo called Sino stupid and he was like “yeah but I have an ecuse! I was born that way! and I might be stupid but I am brave, but you know what was my biggest happyness? not the medals I got, but the fact that someone as clever as you was my friend… but I guess thinking that as stupid of me as well” boo is all awww and Sino is just “shut up let’s save the others” Profesor started series called “katastrophes of the world” with the power of the crystal he can pull everything out of TV series he wants. so he pulls out some evil robot to destroy everyone muahahahaha. and he wants to pull out lava to destroy everything. Lol he put the snurks and the princess in a hamster cage. Sino saves them while Boo kicks off the crystal. now the robot is chasing them all while they play ball with the crystal, this one snurk saves the princess and they will prolly end up together. one of the snurks then suggests the proff to hand over the crystal if he brings him to his world of voice, but tricked him and the robot breaks down. snurks and gaians are being frieeeends. lets save the creator and then try to get back to our world. and the professor gets up again and catches the crystal when sino treid to throw it to boo. he puts it back to his position and then shields them all in. and boo is being all curagous now. and he starts the transpooort every tv will ave lavaaaa but nope every channel has a popcorn commercial, aparently boo changed it so now every human gets free popcorn. professor now wants to fire boo back to his world or something, without friends of course. he put up some mirrors though to reflect the beam aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand it hits the professor which gets put in the lavaa tv programm heh. Boo wants to stay in the world because in Gaya every thing they do and say is created by their creator so he wants to stay there. bawww guuuuylooooveeee “mighty gaya!” looks like the gaya world is in really bad shae rightnow D: aand Boo sends them back to gaya. pffft they forgot to take the crystal along and Sino totally did that on purpose so boo would go with them afterall XD aaand they’re all teleported back. and the energy of the crystal makes everything go back to normal. yaaaay lol the mayor is all “you need to kiss the hero now D< but she goes to the snurk and kisses him bawwww and now they’re all heroooooos yaaaay mayor just went ” we need more medals!” Sino is sorry he made Boo go along instead of leaving him where he could be free, but boo sais its ok “Look around, the snurks are getting medals, the princess is refusing her fathers order, I get a medal, we are free Sino” he walks up the podest. “MAY GAYA BE FREE FOREVEEER!”
THE END
Because I have nothing better to do!
So, I never really liked smurfs, the series back whenever I mean… but even I twitched when I saw the trailer to this animation movie from 2011.
Well, I have nothing better to do right now and I don’t feel like watching a horromovie so smurfs it is.
JAMAICAN SMURF WANTS BLUE BERRIES!
Clumsy running amok and it’s totally normal durhuhuhuhu :I
WTF IS WITH THEIR EYES?! I mean the animation style thing doesn’t look to bad… if there wouldn’t be the eyes D:
heh, reader smurf… isn’t that the trauler guys voice? OH GOD FABULOUS SMURF
READER SMURF!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
“I live in the forest with 99 sons and 1 daughter, NOTHING WEIRD ABOUT THAT”
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THE CAAAAAAAAAAT baaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww my fav character for the entire movieeeee oh god it’s animated ….
PApa smurf has some vision of Clumsy being at fault that everyone gets captured. “my visions never’ve been wrong, I can’t let this happen to my smurfs…” Tells clumsy to stay in the village OF COURS EHE LEAVES AND GETS CHASED BY GARGAMEL AND OF FUCKING COURSE HE RUNS BACK TO THE TOWN AND LEADS HIM THERE XD so the village is protected by a invisible shield and gargamel THROWS the cat through it. “azrael…are you dead?” xDDD
Oh man look at that scottish smurf xD he has a beard, isn’t papa smurf the only one that’s supposed to have one? xD ahaha I dont frigging remember the old series but didn’t gargamel know where the town is`I mean how else would he interact with them so much? I dunno.
DO NOT GO THIS WAY! BEWARE ! *let’s all run this one* AHAHAHA! Clumsy falls down and they and one of them goes “ok we tried, let’s go back” WHY DO I THINK THIS IS SO FUNNY?! NO PAPA YOU LET GO AND YOU GOT SUCKED INTO THE HOLE “this is more like a vortex” SMURF IT BRAINY D< XD “Are you smurfed?! we almost died in there!”
K NOW THEY’RE IN THE NORMAL WORLD! then again, since there WAS Gargamel and he IS a human, haven’t they been in the REAL WORLD all along, so WHY would a VORTEX suck them into New York or wherever they are. XDDD and gargamel threw azrael through the vortex XDD ok now I’ll see how he reacts to be in a city. OTHER HUMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMG BARNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Pessismurftic “we’re all going to die” Azrael attacks “TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM CLUMSY!”
ok so I know Gargamel ISwearing that outfit, but it just looks like a really bad cosplay, they oculd’ve made it look a bit more…natural.
Ok so I GUESS this movi will be about having them return to their forest or something…
LET’S GET SMURFING
AHAH I LOVE THE CAT! it throws up hair of smurfette it ate earlier an dis all “LOOK AT MY THROWN UP BITCH!”
AHAHAHHAHA Clumsy just ate soap because its berry smelling :D GAWD THE EYES ARE SO HORRIBLE Dx …now he’s drowing in the toilet. other smurfs show up “what happned to clumsy?” “I bet they ate them!” AND NOW HUMANS DISCOVERED THE SMURFS AND EVERYONE STARTS YELLING! ATTACK THE HUMAN AAAAAAH. Clumsy alone with the woman “PLEASE DON’T HURT ME I JUST WANNA GO HOME!” the other smurfs in the livingroom with Barney and he is going nuts while trying to hit them. xD I’m sure the woman will be all aww yer so cute~ or some shit xD YEP just went “are you okay?” AHAHAAH they managed to tie barney up. “DON’T BE FOOLED BY THEIR CUTENESS!”
… the HECK did gargamel get all those things to build his little smurfinator with from… CAT LICKING HERSELF SO FUNNNNYYYY.
The woman is all yaaay little blue people singing in our kitchen while making breakfast!!! YAAY while the man is all NO D< “lepricons to the irish” bawww clumsy is like rubbing the dogs belly and the dog is all aaaaaah. AHAHA DON’T ASK SMURFNAMING LOGIC MAN. OOOOOOOOOH GOOOOOOGLE XDDD AAAAAAAAAAAAAH I AM ENJOYING THIS SHIT WAY TO MUCH!
“We’re all gonna dieeeeee!”
There goes Gargamel again. talking to people “IS EVERYONE IN THIS TOWN COMPLETELY INSANE?!” a homeless guy comes along with collected stuff. “oh finally a local wizard, excuse me have you seen any little blue people?” “… THEY’RE EVERYWHERE AHAHAHA” “I KNEW IT!” SMURFETTE FLIRTING WITH BARNEY! AHAAHAAH Smurfette just went nuts because the lady is wearing a different outfit than yesterday XD They’re leaving them ALONE AAAAAAAAH they’re gonna die. of COURSE YOU GUYS WOULD LEAVE AFTER HE TOLD YOU NOT TO LEAVE!
This kinda reminds me of Alvin and the chipmunks, oh man the smurfs will destroy his job…OR safe it, I dunno. thaaat boss lady is aaaallll over barnster. WHAT YOU DONT SING AT WORK?! ph gpd they are SO ANNOYING.
Back home clumsy is gardening their balcony and the women is all “aww why didnt ehy take you along?” “I don’t know?” he leans against a pot and it falls down and hits some man on the street”
HOLY SHIT GARGAMEL JUST MAGICED AN OLD WOMAN TO SOME HOT YOUNG LADY! and of course the make-up company where barney works at is all over him now. sexy lady flirting with him~ “GABAGESMAIL!” XDD and there goes his cat laughing xD
OK BARNEYS NAME IN THIS IS PATRICK. *noted* Clumy is a herosmurf. and now they’re all playing with the stuff in Patricks bureau. XDDDD he called home “GRACE THEY’RE EVERYWHERE AND THEY WONT STOP SINGING PLEASE COME TO PICK THEM UP!”
Gargamel being haremd by the business lady. HAHAHA he is peing in some icebucket infront of everyone! XD AND HE IS TALKING TO HI CAT BUT WHO CARS HE CAN DO MAGIX. I LOVE THE CAT AAAAAAAH
“PATRICK I NEED YOU PLEASE HURRY THE SMURFS ARE LOST IM AFRAID THEY WILL GET THEMSELFES KILLED!” “WHO CARES!” UNICORN PLUSHS “so that’s where all the unicorns went” …smurfs in a mall… HOW DOES NO ONE SEE THEM?! Smurfette found dolls “DRESSES?! SO this means I can have…more than one dress?! squee” ahah people want to buy the smurfs because they think they’re toys. while one of them is flirting and telling his problems to the green M&M lady plush. :v now kids are chasing them because they still think they’re toys :V aaaaaaand gargamel managed to catch some of them with a leave sucker. AAH GRACE KICKED AZRAEL AWAY WITH HER BAG D: aand Patrick managed to hit the switch to blow and got all the smurfs saved. AHAHAAH Gargamel got shocked by the police l3
Smurfette telling Grace how she was created by gargamel and papa saved her by casting a spell and yadda yadda, giiirls. And now Patrick is playing GUITAR HERO with the smurfs… …urgh their eyes ….and smurfette got a new dress, and everyone is like haaaaaawt. lol SO Patrick is some marketign guy and created some campaign poster and it got accepted and when he wanted to send it clumsy rolled over the keyboard somehow managed to change the image to one he did for fun with the moon because the smurfs are looking for the blue moon and he send it without realising the image was changed. “you know who I don’t miss? passive aggressive smurf”
“IS A SMURFS BUTT BLUE?!” the heck papa smurf. “doesn’t it freak you out sometimes? all those guys depending on you?” “remember when you came to save us when your Grace called? why did you do that?” “because she needed me… “ “and that’s what it means” then PAt sais something witty and papa goes all hey I’m trying to have a moment here D<
OH SHIT Gargamel actually talked to a moth and now an army of FLIES is getting him out of prison… ooook…
Smurfs redesigned humans home. “Just because your name is grouchy doesn’t mean you always have to be grouchy” “well… yes it does” Looks like the smurfs can get back hom now. HUGGING
TIMEEEE this looks retarded xD They found out that they sent the wrong file and Patrick flipped shit because he thinks he is getting fired. “STOP SAYING SMURF FOR EVERYTHING WHAT IS IT EVEN SUPPOSED TO MEAN?! smurfidy smurf smurf smurf!” smurfs gasp! “not such language sir!”
gargamel got free and made himself some more magic stuffs while patrick is running around trying to get rid of his blue moon advertisement, and it’s frigging EVERYWHERE! come on Patrick, it looks pretty. ..WHAT?! the manager lady just went “fix this or you’re fired” what a biaaaatch can’t see the beauty in this blue moon :I awww patrick just found a radial pic of his baby in his pocket, preggers wifes FTW…no wonder she’s all over the smurfs her hormones are all over the place since she’s pregnant.
Smrfs are trying to get a magic book from an old bookstore. and the homeless person saw them and is now walking around singin this lalalalala smurf song gargamel hears him “dear sir where have you heard this song?” “it’s your little blue man! they entered a bookstore- THIS SONG IS REALLY ANNOYING” Ohey they found old smurfs comics in that bookstore, lol. and gargamel found a special awesome wand with a dragon head. ohey, Papa smurf managed to reflect the magic attack from Gargamel and saved the smurfs and is now facing gargamel and HE GOT CAUGHT AAAAAAAAAAAH! oh I’m sure Patrick will save papa later. and patrick just explaine dhow awsm the blue moon is so he’s not fired /o/ probably…
Oh come ON! they’re walking to Gargamels place with forks and blah weapons and stuff xD
And Gargamel got a lot of magic power by transforming a bit of papas hair already while Brainy is creating a blue moon to open the gate. ohey! since the real moon turned blue now it’s a GREAT ADVERTISEMENT CAMPAIGN! ohshit, he got Papa smurf in the machine D: oheyy the brough ALL the smurfs over to fight gargamel…and they’re singing a mad version of the smurf song and it’s CREEPY… NARRATOR SMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURF AAAAH XD so they’re shoting eggs at gargamel while the others go in to get papa out. sooo the machine put papa in a sauna to essence his sweat, now it cut onions to essence his tears :V wouldn’t it be easier to just mush him up? ok then it would be over but…you know. aand Gargamel fights back with all his magic and seems to be winning. Smurfette managed to get papa smurf free while gargamel is catching all the other smurfs. scottish smurf stole the wand “SON OF A SMURF” the wand fell down and clumsy tries to catch it and everyone is all “ohshit” he got it and zapped gargamel xD HOLY SHIT HE GOT HIT BY A BUS D:
And all the smurfs go back through the portal. hugging smurfs…weird. NARRATOR SMUUUUUUURF! and Patrick isn’t fired. “Oh Grace… I smurf you” “I smurf you too” xD
So Patrick and Grace called their son “Blue” and the smurfs started to build buildings like they saw in New York… lol And Grouchy got himself the green M&M gf restiched by this stiching smurf and married her XDD And Gargamel is laying on the ground or something. “what are you looking at?” he sais and fires his blue magic lazor into the camera, whcih doesnt make sense since the smurfs stole his wand before but oh well THE END!
Man I enjoyed this movie more than I thought, maybe because I didn’t really like the old smurf cartoons or something I dunno, it was a nice family movie :D
DISAPOINTEEEED!
Seriously though, it looked well untill I turned it inside out >:
I followed the instructions…well I tried there should be more pics for noobs like me -3-
what a waaaaste *flips her around the room*
maybe I can just cover her retarded head with her hair…
